Invincible Iron Man (2008) #9
me: i like like the implication that drunk tony is so moronic that he’d be like“oh shit no i’m not better hit N”because he really is that dumb when he’s drinkingjoy: if you say yes it’s probably like “are you really don’t lie to me i’m your only friend tony”
(via lord-kitschener)
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Bane, in pain and trying to get rid of Batman so he can fix his mask.
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Are y’all ready for next week yet?
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Stoker (2013)
What do you want from me?
To be friends.
We don’t need to be friends. We’re family. [x]
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sometimes my self-loathing reaches a boiling point and i have to take a nap before i hurt myself
A really good family friend died this afternoon. She’s my brother’s ex-girlfriend’s grandmother. I’ve known their whole family since I was in junior high. I adore them all. Grammy was wickedly funny and sarcastic and really bold. She threw a fan at a nurse once because the nurse wouldn’t let her out of the hospital. She tried to escape at least once. She was in there for a long time and I didn’t ever visit her for a lot of reasons. I don’t think I ever really wanted to accept the fact that she was probably in there for the long run, even when things started looking dire. I hate visiting hospitals and I know I should have gotten over that and gone to see her and I hate myself for never doing it. I finally decided to go today because they’d withdrawn her from dialysis and I got there only to see a sign on her room’s door that said ‘sept. 29 clean out’ and I didn’t really want to know what that meant. The nurse sitting at the station next to me told me she’d died at noon. I missed her by hours.
I don’t know what’s happening but these are some of my new favorite faces.
dude its probably a haunted house that takes your picture
*dead*
I kept thinking “there is no possible way the next one is funnier -click- OH DEAR GOD I WAS WRONG”
I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve cried laughing at something on tumblr. HOpy dshit.
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I forgot my mom’s birthday.
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